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How to know you fuck up as a school

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 23:24 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

Student: “Bullies are attacking me”.

Principal: “You’re just making stuff up with no proof”.

Student: “I have video that I secretly recorded of them bullying me”.

Principal: “I’m calling the cops to have you arrested for wiretapping”


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Affluece and Influence

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 22:52 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Gilens and Page analyze 1,779 policy outcomes over a period of more than 20 years. They conclude that “economic elites and organized groups representing business interests have substantial independent impacts on U.S. government policy, while mass-based interest groups and average citizens have little or no independent influence.”

Average citizens have “little or no independent influence” on the policy-making process? This must be an overstatement of Gilens’s and Page’s findings, no?

Alas, no… (pdf)


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เคยสงสัยไหม?

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 22:51 by John Sinteur in category: If you're in marketing, kill yourself


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There is no i in…. oh wait

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 21:41 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

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  1. There’s always been a “me” in team.

What Heartbleed Can Teach The OSS Community About Marketing

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 17:21 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The Heartbleed announcement should be taught in Technical Writing courses.


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Be Still My Breaking Heart

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 17:17 by John Sinteur in category: Security, Software

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Note that not all code, even in the same project, is equally exposed. It’s tempting to say it’s a needle in a haystack. But I promise you this: Anybody patches Linux/net/ipv4/tcp_input.c (which handles inbound network for Linux), a hundred alerts are fired and many of them are not to individuals anyone would call friendly. One guy, one night, patched OpenSSL. Not enough defenders noticed, and it took Neel Mehta to do something.

We fix that, or this happens again. And again. And again.

No more accidental finds. The stakes are just too high.


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Twitter + GNIP

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 16:57 by John Sinteur in category: News

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More than 280 million Tweets posted from mobile phones reveal geographic usage patterns in unprecedented detail.


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Pope assumes responsibility for priest sex abuse

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 16:21 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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Pope Francis said Friday he took personal responsibility for the “evil” of priests who raped and molested children, asking forgiveness from victims and saying the church must be even bolder in its efforts to protect the young. It was the first time a pope has taken personal responsibility for the sex crimes of his priests and begged forgiveness.

So are you personally going to serve all those multi-year sentences the perps should have gotten, or are you going to send them to the authorities now?

No? Pretty empty gesture then.


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  1. What of the personal responsibility of the people that supported this criminal activity knowing it was their kids that were being raped?

  2. @chas: You mean the sheep, er, the flock, right?

tl;dr wikipedia

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 16:10 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

I think I found my favorite new tumbl

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Rules Are for Schmucks: House Rules

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 15:00 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News

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In 2012 a married couple in Massachusetts negotiated with the Catholic Diocese of Worcester to purchase a mansion previously used as a retreat center. They were puzzled when negotiations seemed to stall. Then, in an act of sublime stupidity, the church’s real estate broker accidentally forwarded them a private email from Monsignor Thomas Sullivan, chancellor of the diocese, instructing her to stop dealing with these potential buyers because of the possibility they might use the house to conduct gay weddings. The married couple, you see, were both men.

They sued, and now the attorney general of Massachusetts is weighing in on their side. What’s truly astonishing in this day and age is that the church is contesting the case. You would think they’d instead act like a ten-year-old with her hand caught in the cookie jar: “Oops! My bad.” Instead, they are asserting their constitutional right to sell or not sell to whomever they please, as part of their free exercise of religion. As their lawyer puts it, “The legal question is: Do we have the right to refuse to sell the property for a use that we don’t approve of, that the diocese would not approve of?”

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What’s truly memorable here is Monsignor Sullivan’s explanation of his position. “We wouldn’t sell our churches and our properties to any of a number of things that would reflect badly on the church,” he said. “These buildings are sacred to the memory of Catholics.”

A fascinating point of view, when you consider why the diocese is selling this particular property in the first place. For many years, this retreat center served as home base to a ring of pedophile priests, who committed the grave sin of getting caught. The huge financial payouts to the victims are what caused it to shut down and be put on the real estate market in the first place. Now, of course, the hallowed ground where this all occurred is too “sacred to the memory of Catholics” to allow a future legal wedding that might “reflect badly on the church.”


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Cartoons

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 14:49 by John Sinteur in category: Cartoon


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The Conditioned – El Condicionado – Poeta Raimundo A Sobrinho

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 14:46 by Paul Jay in category: News


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3-player pong

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 14:14 by John Sinteur in category: Funny!

NB96RHF


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Bob Marshall Reiterates Claim That Disabled Children Represent God’s ‘Vengeance’ For Abortion

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 13:45 by John Sinteur in category: batshitinsane

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Delegate Robert G. Marshall has said that disabled children can be God’s vengeance against women who have had abortions. He has described incest as sometimes voluntary, and he has questioned the sexuality of a Supreme Court justice who has favored marriage equality.

“For all I know, Kennedy’s a homosexual,” he said. “You can’t be doing some of these things without this kind of conclusion.”

Like many of his other comments, Mr. Marshall stands by it.

“Clearly, some of the people who are making these decisions must be rationalizing their own bad behavior,” he said Thursday.

Sounds like he’s never seen a mirror.


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  1. Just when we were fretting over Mr. Phelps’ loss, thankfully someone steps into the breach…

Why is Amazon paying workers up to $5K to quit?

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 13:42 by John Sinteur in category: Amazon

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Amazon.com hopes the workers in its scores of fulfillment centers across the USA are happy in their jobs.

But if they’re not and would rather be doing something else, Amazon has a deal: The company will pay them a bonus — up to $5,000 — to leave.


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…. make your soul grow

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 10:14 by John Sinteur in category: News


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Homeopathy replaced by fagsopathy

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 10:06 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Former homeopathic doctors are offering a new treatment where patients smoke a lot of cigarettes.

After new research found homeopathy to be ineffective, former practitioners launched an innovative cigarette-based therapy.

Ex-homeopath Emma Bradford said: “Maybe if you think a thing is good for you, it has a healing effect. Certainly it’ll be interesting to explore that with fags.

“Like homeopathic products, cigarettes are expensive and shunned by mainstream doctors. All we need is to apply a veneer of New Age hullabaloo and we’re good to go.”

Fagsopathy patient Nikki Hollis said: “Following a detailed consultation my fagsopath put me on forty a day. It’s going brilliantly, I’ve got this hacking cough which is apparently the sound of bad energy leaving my body.”


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  1. Oh, c’mon! Vaping homeopathic potions is the future!

Never believe something until it has been officially denied

Posted on April 12th, 2014 at 9:56 by John Sinteur in category: News

NSA didn’t know


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  1. And we should believe the NSA because…?

  2. @Spaceman: Because they know everything.

    If they don’t know everything, they’ve been wasting a lot of money.

Astra Taylor, Misogyny and the Cult of Internet Openness

Posted on April 11th, 2014 at 17:56 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Sometimes I feel like I’m living in a science-fiction novel, because my region is so afflicted with people who stare at the tiny screens in their hands on trains, in restaurants, while crossing the street, and too often while driving. San Francisco is, after all, where director Phil Kaufman set the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the movie wherein a ferny spore-spouting form of alien life colonizes human beings so that they become zombie-like figures.

In the movies, such colonization took place secretly, or by force, or both: it was a war, and (once upon a time) an allegory for the Cold War and a possible communist takeover. Today, however — Hypercapitalism Invades! — we not only choose to carry around those mobile devices, but pay corporations hefty monthly fees to do so. In return, we get to voluntarily join the great hive of people being in touch all the time, so much so that human nature seems in the process of being remade, with the young immersed in a kind of contact that makes solitude seem like polar ice, something that’s melting away.


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  1. Interesting article. It is often underestimated how hateful and stupid people can be especially when showing off to one another.

    The “women-are-raising-children-and-doing-all-the-housework*-so-they-don’t-have-time-to-participate” argument is not credible where the average family is two children and there are automatic washing machines etc. Even less so for the large number of childfree people.

    How people spend their leisure time is very varied although there are gender differences. Go back 60 years, many women were reading, gardening or doing handicrafts when men were gardening, tinkering with cars, motorbikes or doing whatever radio amateurs do**.

    Now everyone watches screens addictively and claim they have no time. Corporatism is winning.

    * News to these martyrs (if they exist): you will not die from an untidy house. You are suffering from OCD.

    ** I actually know the answer to this – talking about the weather and the size of their “antennas”.

  2. Time to move to France, where a daily 11 hour break in remote access to the workplace (i.e. email) is being mandated.

Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity

Posted on April 11th, 2014 at 12:33 by John Sinteur in category: News

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Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday that confirm God, the Almighty Creator of the Universe, evolved from an ancient chimpanzee deity.

The recently discovered sacred ancestor, a divine chimp species scientists have named Pan sanctorum, reportedly gave rise over millions of years to the Lord Our God, Maker of Heaven and Earth.

“Although perhaps not obvious at first glance, there are actually overwhelming similarities between the Supreme Being of today and this early primate deity who preceded Him,” said Dr. Richard Kamen, a leading biologist who also heads Berkeley’s paleotheology department. “The holy chimp moved around on all fours, but its descendants eventually began walking upright to expend less energy while foraging across the infinite reaches of the universe. This of course led to the bipedalism of modern-day God.”

“In fact, you can see a distinct likeness to God in the chimpanzee deity’s skeletal structures, not to mention its prototypical expressions of vengeance and wrath,” Kamen continued. “The great-ape god was, however, considerably smaller in stature, having not yet developed the capacity to occupy all space and time simultaneously.”


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Colbert Will Host ‘Late Show,’ Playing Himself for a Change

Posted on April 11th, 2014 at 8:05 by John Sinteur in category: News

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CBS made its choice, quickly and definitively: Stephen Colbert will succeed David Letterman as the host of its late-night franchise, which Mr. Letterman created when he came to the network in 1993.

The network made the announcement on Thursday, exactly one week after Mr. Letterman said that he would be leaving the “Late Show With David Letterman” after one more year on the air.

Mr. Colbert, the star of Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report,” will be — in one way — an all-new talent for CBS because he will drop the broadly satirical blowhard conservative character he has played for nine years, and instead perform as himself.


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Heartbleed

Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 15:07 by John Sinteur in category: Security, Software

A consequence of this principle is that every occurrence of every subscript of every subscripted variable was on every occasion checked at run time against both the upper and the lower declared bounds of the array. Many years later we asked our customers whether they wished us to provide an option to switch off these checks in the interest of efficiency on production runs. Unanimously, they urged us not to—they already knew how frequently subscript errors occur on production runs where failure to detect them could be disastrous. I note with fear and horror that even in 1980, language designers and users have not learned this lesson. In any respectable branch of engineering, failure to observe such elementary precautions would have long been against the law.

– C. A. R. Hoare, from his Turing Award speech 34 years ago


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Snowden lawyer PGP email ‘crack’ flap: What REALLY happened?

Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 14:50 by John Sinteur in category: News

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The leak of a PGP-encrypted email between Ed Snowden’s pet journalist Glenn Greenwald and a lawyer has created a bit of a fuss in crypto circles.


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Innocents Lost: Preserving families but losing children

Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 14:32 by John Sinteur in category: News

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After Florida cut down on protections for children in troubled homes, deaths soared. The children died in ways cruel, outlandish, predictable and preventable.


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  1. Drug addicts don’t make good mothers. I guess it would be morally wrong to offer them free contraceptives?

  2. Not wrong at all. Free abortions too if they want them. But it’s hard for someone in the chaos of a difficult life to get these things, especially with current blame-the-poor and anti-abortion attitudes. Plus some women in this situation actually want to have children.

    Why can’t these children and their parents be helped? In the end this will probably save money.

  3. Why can’t they be help? One reason is historically the poor fed the Catholic Church with money and they needed more of them. These days the anti-abortionist crowd blindly follows this detached so called moral mandate without an idea of history or the reality on the streets. But then again, the moral right never really gave a damn for the poor anyway. Here’s an idea, before you can proclaim your anti abortionist anti birth control credentials, you must serve continuous 365days in social work living and working amongst and with the poor, drug addicts, etc. [Now back to reality cause that will never happen]

Haters of the Lost Ark

Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 9:50 by John Sinteur in category: Pastafarian News


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  1. Watched that last night. Great episode.

Why Obama’s Regulators Let Wall Street Bankers Off Easy

Posted on April 10th, 2014 at 5:06 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: News

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If there’s anything more maddening than the sheer scale of the financial fraud that sent America and the rest the planet spiraling into the economic abyss in 2008, it’s the fact that no Wall Street bankers have gone to jail for causing the mess. As in zero, zilch, none at all.

So at his farewell party last month to celebrate a lengthy career at the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)—the US regulatory agency that supposedly keeps Wall Street in check—James Kidney, a trial attorney who had been hamstrung for years by indifferent bosses, broke his silence and went off on an awesome rant about how no one in the financial sector fears the body supposedly policing their behavior. The SEC, in essence, is a joke.

 


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  1. Has our type of government really failed, or is is just human nature to be corrupt and greedy? The image of the self-sacrificing elected officials is gone, it’s been replaced by selfish pigs. Who knew the GOP was correct when they laughed at the idea of a community organizer being president?

  2. Let’s see…(not that I really know much about American politics, but it’s never stopped me or anyone else before).

    Yes and yes. Yes. Who knew? Ah, that’s a trick question is it?

Things cut in half

Posted on April 9th, 2014 at 23:46 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: Great Picture

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All those tiny pellets…


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A Guy Hung An Offensive Sign Around His Neck To Make A Solid Point. And … It Worked.

Posted on April 9th, 2014 at 19:09 by Paul Jay in category: News


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  1. And if this were anti-abortionists against help the children (once born) – the same results.

Let It Goat

Posted on April 9th, 2014 at 10:33 by John Sinteur in category: News


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  1. Stop kidding about!

UK government pays Microsoft £5.5m to extend Windows XP support

Posted on April 8th, 2014 at 15:29 by Sueyourdeveloper in category: News

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You know the story. If you have enough clout you can change the story.


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